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Spinach Dip Pasta

January 22, 2014

spinach dip pasta

 

What happens when you make the world’s best spinach dip.. and then run out of corn chips?

BAM!

SPINACH DIP PASTA, Y’ALL!

Just make some gluten-free noodles (I prefer Hodgson Mills brown rice angel hair pasta) and Bomb-Ass Spinach Dip and mix together.

I like it cold, but you can warm it up too. Soo delicious and so simple. Great for packed lunches!

 

Bomb-Ass Spinach Dip

January 12, 2014

Bomb-Ass Spinach Dip

 

In my previous post, I told you about the delicious spinach dip I chowed down on while watching the Sons beat people up and do other badass shit all weekend. So, I thought I’d give you the recipe. It’s almost as yummy as Jax’s naked-butt scene. Almost.

 

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb package of chopped spinach, thawed and drained
  • 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons of soy-free Vegenaise
  • 1.5 teaspoons of onion powder
  • .5 teaspoon Himalayan salt
  • .5 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1.5 teaspoons Bragg Organic Sprinkle Seasoning
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Directions:

Mix the shit together and eat it!

Old Lady Attire

January 12, 2014
Which way does a crow fly?
SOA

 

I guess you could say my weekend was pretty poppin’. I had quite the rendezvous with Netflix and some bomb-ass spinach dip. So today, aside from needing to actually move my limbs and probably shower, I am trying to crawl out of my Sons of Anarchy coma. And if you’ve seen Jax Teller and his sexy/dirty/badass/gross-but-I-like-it swagger, you know it ain’t easy. So, I decided to post a few outfits that will help you land the title of Jax’s old lady. (Ok, that’s complete bullshit – if it were true, he would already have our baby’s name tatted on his chest and I’d be on the back of his bike riding off into the Charming sunset, not writing a damn blog post. But you get the drift.)

SAMCRO attire #1: American Badass

Perfect for jumping on the back of a bike or a party at the MC clubhouse.

 

American Badass

 

Scarf: Denim & Supply by Ralph Lauren; Shirt: Sass & Bide; Jacket: True Religion; Boots: Frye;
Jeans: EMP Rock Rebel; Lipstick: Lord & Berry; Earrings: Stephen Webster

 

SAMCRO attire #2: CaraCara Classy

Okay, we all know if we were really dressing the part of a CaraCara girl, all you’d have to do is throw on a $10 dress from Body Central, some baby blue eyeshadow, and a Cato g-string. So, let’s just pretend they decided to add “upscale call-girl” to their list of services.

 

CaraCara Classy

 

Coat: Cedric Charlier; Dress; Glamorous; Shoes: Sergio Rossi;
Earrings: Hoorsenbugs for Forevermark; Clutch: Lanvin

 

SAMCRO attire #3: Good Girl Gone Bad

This is what Tara would wear, had I been her stylist. Then, maybe, she would get on my nerves less. (Would it hurt you to freakin smile sometimes, woman? I mean, you are banging Jax Teller for God’s sake. Perk the f up!)

 

Good Girl Gone Bad

 

Jacket: J Brand; Shirt: Rag & Bone; Sunglasses; Ray-Ban; Cropped Jeans: DSQUARED2; Shoes: Keds

Chapstick Champ: Winter Weather’s Must-Have

January 10, 2014

Chapped lips are the worst, are they not? Kissing a dude when your lips are flaking like an onion? Not sexy. And painful as hell. Coming in second are chapped hands, elbows, feet, ass, and whatever else this damn winter weather causes to dry up and turn into a crusty walnut.

Ewwwww.

Yeah, it is ew, but it doesn’t have to be!
 

Keep your summer dewy skin throughout winter by using this:

 

Nipple Cream!!!

 

(If you said ew again or giggled, you’re seriously like four years old. But I did the first time too, so who am I to judge?)

 

It’s not just for nursing mothers. It’s the world’s best ever chapstick and salve for cracked skin. I’m talking like overnight, magical shit. Even if you don’t have chapped lips, this stuff is awesome and will make your lips really soft. It’s seriously amazing. You can also use it on your crows feet. It traps in moisture and causes fine lines and wrinkles to become less visible. Be sure to get one that is 100% lanolin and doesn’t have any yucky ingredient fillers in it. I recommend the one from Target, Lansinoh.

Now, go smear on some nip cream!

And if you’re still giggling…

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Turkey Day Attire

November 25, 2013

 

Hey, lovelies! Sorry for my absence – hope y’all survived summer without me! Now, we’re gearing up for Thanksgiving and thank the Lord this feast day is during the fall and we can hide our food babies with pretty clothes. Here are my top Turkey Day picks:

 

 

Denim, Leather, & Gold
Rag & Bone jacket; Madwell shirt; Jade Jagger earrings; 7 For All Mankind jeans; 
Jacquard scarf; Ruthie Davis boots; Michael Kors bag

 

Plaid, Leather, & Beige
Jaeger coat; W Street shirt; Sanctuary vest; Tulip Hi boots;
Ksubi jeans; Calypso Private Label gloves; Mark and Graham tote

 

OR

 

If you’re like my family and keep it super casual,
here ya go:

 

Comfy Turkey Day
Etsy sweater; Eberjey sweatpants; Etsy scarf;
Topshop beanie; Lisa B socks; BooRoo boots

Ain’t no shame in being comfy!

 

Crappy Days and Bikinis

April 19, 2013

Yesterday was an adventure, of which involved getting my car towed, walking three miles home in the Georgia inferno, and getting in a spat with a rude, toothless lady. Oh, and forking out $120 to get my car back. Hope your day was better than mine!

So how did I cope with such a crap storm of a day? By looking at swimsuits that I now can’t afford, of course!

Take a look at my new favorite swimsuit line: Amore & Sorvete

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Spring Breakin’ Out the Bikini

March 3, 2013

Someone please donate money to my spring break bikini fund. I need them all.

… and a whole lot more to come. But I’ll save them for my next post. I suddenly feel the need to go run ten miles and eat a bowl of lettuce.

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